When one David Shrigley badge isn't enough, why not get a set of eight? All touched with that Shrigley charm, there is a mood for every lapel whether you like booze, peas or you. You can even highlight your other half, a bastard or a big burger. Yep, there's some swears but, if accessorising yourself in so much sardonic humour gets too much, you can always pop a badge on letting people know you'll be back in 5 mins.

Plastic badge with a metal fastener.